pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

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tearsanddesolationakathebbc:

Fall Out Boy - (2003-2014) 

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list of cool things

blowfob:

  • patrick stump’s singing voice
  • patrick stump’s talking voice
  • patrick stump’s velcro shoes
  • patrick stump’s small ears
  • patrick stump’s fingers
  • patrick stump’s clothing style
  • patrick stump’s way of radiating niceness
  • the other side of ur pillow

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